The Pouting Room

My Birthday, Your Deal: The South Shore Boudoir Sale Is Here

Every November, I get older… and instead of pretending I’m thrilled about another lap around the sun, I’m doing something way better:

I’m giving YOU the gift.

A Woman wearing a cream lace dress is lying in a shallow pool with vines surrounding her posing for south shore boudoir photographer

Welcome to the South Shore Boudoir Sale — my biggest, boldest, “holy-sh*t-this-is-a-steal” event of the entire year. And it’s happening for 48 hours only:
November 24–25.

Let’s get right to the good part.

What You Get for $99 (Normally $499)

Yes, you read that correctly.
$99 for the FULL boudoir experience, including:

  • Professional hair & makeup
  • Full posing + expression coaching
  • Your pre-planning meeting
  • Session prep guides
  • Professional retouching
  • Your in-person image reveal

Plus the bonuses — the kind that actually mean something:

✨ Bonus 1: $350 Collection Credit

Think albums, wall art, digitals, folios… the stuff you’ll keep long after the candles on my birthday cake burn out.

✨ Bonus 2: Free Wet Set / Faux Shower Add-On

A $99 add-on… yours free.
Because sometimes you need to feel like the main character in a perfume ad.

✨ Bonus 3: FIRST 10 BOOKINGS ONLY — Free Mini Session Voucher

A second session, anytime within a year.
Includes 3 digital images.
Value: $250.
Translation: an insane deal.

Let’s Talk About Your Objections (Because I Already Know Them)

“It’s too much money.”

Girl, Amazon has your credit card on auto-pilot.
You’ve spent $99 on takeout that tasted like disappointment.

But you know what does change your life?

Feeling like you again.
Seeing yourself with softness.
Being reminded that you’re a whole damn woman — not just the roles you juggle.

A boudoir session actually gives back.

“I don’t look good enough yet.”

Every client says this.
Every. Single. One.

And the ones who finally show up?
They leave saying,
“Why the hell didn’t I do this sooner?”

You don’t need to lose anything — weight, stress, years — to deserve this.
You just need to show up.

“I’m nervous.”

If you weren’t, I’d be concerned.
But nervous is just excitement wearing anxiety’s coat.

I’ve got you.
From posing to expression to hyping you up like we’ve known each other since 8th-grade gym class — you’re not doing this alone.

Real Talk: What We Spend Money On vs. What Truly Matters

Here’s where women get stuck:
We invest in everyone else first.

$60 nails every 3 weeks = $960 a year.
$200 hair appointment every 2 months = $1200 a year.
Starbucks? Don’t get me started.

But those things?
They don’t change you.
They don’t shift your mindset, rebuild confidence, or make you cry happy tears in a reveal room.

A boudoir session gives you something you actually remember.
Something you keep.
Something that lasts.

This South Shore Boudoir Sale makes saying “yes” to yourself easier than it’s ever been.

Transparency Time (Because You Deserve That Too)

There is a $1000 minimum product purchase required, but hear me out before your brain jumps into panic mode.

This is not a “gotcha.”
This is simply how I keep the experience, quality, and artwork at the level my clients expect and deserve.

And — this is important —

Interest-free Pre-session payment plans are required for the minimum investment so you can take your time, break it up into manageable pieces, and show up to your session guilt-free and paid off.

Most clients actually love this part because it keeps the whole process stress-free. Women ALWAYS tell me this helps them feel more relaxed and excited.

I’ve got you.
You are not doing this alone.

When Sessions Take Place

Jan–Nov 2026
Monday–Thursday
Starting at 9:30am

You In? The Clock Starts Ticking November 24.

You don’t need to “earn” a session.
You don’t need to “wait for the perfect time.”
You don’t need to “fix” anything before you show up.

You just need to say,
“I’m done putting myself last.”

And grab the deal while it’s up — because at midnight on Nov 25th,
it’s gone.

Grab your spot HERE.